They Judge Me Like A Picture Book

By the colors, like they forgot to read.

You do not need pasta.

—Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

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two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

This needs to be tattooed on everyone’s body.


School and Tumblr photoset

For the one about teachers and OTPs my boyfriend was a substitute teacher For a while and I can confirm that he shipped a few students Hahahaha

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the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

You either die a Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become a  Squidward.

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