They Judge Me Like A Picture Book

By the colors, like they forgot to read.

You do not need pasta.

—Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

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lordjxvampyr:

herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

This needs to be tattooed on everyone’s body.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset

For the one about teachers and OTPs my boyfriend was a substitute teacher For a while and I can confirm that he shipped a few students Hahahaha

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awrrex:

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

You either die a Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become a  Squidward.

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